In the hospital with Mom

Life is boring around here, I got back last week from taking care of my mom at the hospital and I got the privilege of spending 4 long nights on a single cot with Andrea. The cot was so creaky and uncomfortable that we had to time when we moved so not to make too much noise and wake up my mom. We woke her up considerably anyway, she probably would have gotten better faster if we left her alone. It was like a bad game of tetris. I filled in my body parts where hers weren't. It was tricky, but we survived. We spooned A LOT!! And at one point she woke me up to tell me that our boobs were touching. ( I will be spending a great deal of money and time at the shrink's office to get over that one! ) We called ourselves "the human puzzle." When I told Andrea that we were like a puzzle, she said,"you complete me" and made a motion with her hands that completed a circle. Nobody laughed but us. All those years we took modern dance at BYU came in helpful to get in those weird positions. Needless to say, we didn't get much sleep and as a result we were so funny!! (of course only me and Andrea thought so) One time when we went to take a nap at a nearby hotel, Andrea found a swamp cooler that was blowing air ferociously and she stood in front of it and said "look, I'm a model" because it was blowing her hair all over. I laughed so hard, we sounded like we were drunk. When we finally got into our room I asked Andrea "is it me or is the room swaying back and forth" She said "it feels like it's going up and down, up and down" so I then said," so it's not me,right?" She said, "no, I'm pretty sure it's the hotel." I hope nobody saw or heard us. Good thing my mom was out of it, she'd be very embarrassed if she knew what we were doing and saw how we were acting. Andrea said a funny joke one time when we were in the cafeteria, she had purchased some chips with nacho cheese on top. When we sat down, Travis stuck his finger in a pool of cheese on her plate and Andrea shouted "That's nacho cheese!!" (Not Yo' Cheese) Again, Andrea and I laughed until we cried. Deanna stayed with my mom on my last day, and the next morning, she was as sleep deprived as we were so she joined in when we were acting dumb. Mom didn't think we were funny at all. In fact at one point when the nurse came in my mom pointed at me and said "she's bossy" she didn't like it when I told her that she had to take her medicine or blow in her thingy. Well, I hope that will be all of the hospital trips my mom will be taking. I don't think the hospital will let her in if Andrea and I show up again.